This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.
?Hey, whats that??
?A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.?
?Can I try?? The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.
?Ducks? I didnt wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!?
?Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?? |