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This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

?Hey, whats that??

?A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.?

?Can I try?? The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

?Ducks? I didnt wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!?

?Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist??


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