A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I dont drink. I tried it once but I didnt like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I dont smoke. I tried it once but I didnt like it."
The bartender asked him if he"d like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I dont like pool. I tried it once but I didnt like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldnt be here at all, but I"m waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "Your only son, I guess."
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