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Joke Details:

Category:			Animal
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Contributor:			admin

Why did the chicken cross the road? ? Plato: for the greater good. ? Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. ? Douglass Adams: 42 ? Oliver North: National security was at stake. ? Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees ? Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. ? Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it. ? Ronald Regan: I forget. ? Jack Nicholson: "Cause it f-----g wanted to. Thats the f----g reason. ? Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exagerated. ? Mr T: If you saw me coming, you"d cross the road too