Guy walks into a restaurant. He sits down and this ugly waitress comes over. He then orders a hamburger with catsup and a hot dog. So five minutes later the waitress comes back with a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. So the man asks, ?Wheres the burger??
Then the waitress lifts up her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit and says, ?I was keeping it warm.?
Disgusted he says, ?Please cancel my hotdog...?
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