The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "Whats with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldnt find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You cant treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, hes afraid to cough!"
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