The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old crumbs of food marched right towards him.
The man said, "Yo, bucko, wheres your crapper?"
The headwaiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked "Gentlemen", pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."
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